Stop messing with my face!
Just got back from my yearly eye appointment and everything is helathy except my vision has gotten worse and i now need…wait for it….Bifocals. WTF!!!??? So now my face has been subjected to jaw surgery, braces, more braces, impending jaw surgeries and now bifocals*!
Can I get any more dorky?! Maybe if I am lucky I will develop a case of severe acne.
My mother suggested we do Lasik surgery together. If I do Lasik then I am buying myself a new nose. For all the facial trauma I’m going through what’s one more? Besides my nose will feel left out if every other part of my face is harrased in some way and it’s still all bumpy and weird.
*on the plus side modern bifocals have an invisible line, so no one will know but me…but aren’t I the only one who matters!?!?! (yes, i understand what that sounds like, leave me alone).
