“ I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
— From http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ - really funny site where people post (you guessed it) texts from last night. I’m amused for 2 reasons, 1) I am known for my inebriated texts and 2) When my bottom braces went on Swine Flu/H1N1 was at its peak in the media and I was almost considering wearing a mask to hide my teeth and say it’s because of the flu outbreak. What can I say, I was desperate.
