Unrelated to my teeth
I discovered a full bottle of Maple Syrup broke and spilled all over the inside of my refrigerator. A lovely sticky mass has settled at the bottom of the fridge in a perfect circle. Thanks to the refrigeration it is still sticky and not hardening. It is also emitting a sickeningly sweet odor. The one good thing about never food shopping/having no food in my fridge is that only the appliance is covered in syrup…lots and lots of syrup.

I am strongly considering calling it a loss and just moving out of my apartment since all cleaning attempts have been futile.
